I think I just made a tit of myself in the park.

I was throwing the ball for my dog when three 5 year old boys surrounded us with water pistols. One bold little dude came running towards me saying "I won't squoosh you!" so I held up my ball thrower like a baseball bat (as you do) and said "if you squooosh me I'll hit you with this!"

He looked at me like I wasn't a grown up then when I saw his mates squooshing my dog I ran away very fast so they couldn't catch us...because they were 5 years old.

I'm now feeling a little humiliated despite the fact that I did not get squooshed.

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